i'm a nice guy.

Right. If one more middle-aged woman or under-aged girl claims to be Leia by showing up at my place of business in that damn golden bikini like that's s'posed to be proof? I may actually self-harm. Can't exactly shoot them, can I? It's not their fault they're so bloody deluded.

Christ. Makes me wonder how Harrison Ford does it. Or any celebrity, really. At least they signed up for it. This is madness.

I very much want to shoot something.

You know what's not funny? This. This is not funny.

... Right, maybe it's a little funny. But if I find any of these in my drinks, I'll know exactly who to blame. Don't say I didn't warn you, kid. You Jedis aren't half as clever as you think you are!

( Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that. )